I know new stuff now!!
It took me 3 minutes to learn an information I would learn in school for like 3 years
that fucking shark
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
guys omg guys guys listen
guys Guys GUYS!!! That’s Jackie Chan singing in your left ear!! X)
THE HISTORY OF THE TIME WAR.
So just tell me who you are. I look at you every single day and I don’t understand a thing about you. Why do I keep running into you? What are you eh? Are you a trick, a trap?
“The funny thing is, I don’t often do Easter. I can never find it. It’s always at a different time. Although I remember the original. Between you and me, what really happened was….”
Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead